into a bar joke:::A guy runs into a bar and says, "I need nine shots of tequila!

Hurry!" The bartender hops to, pouring out nine shots of tequila. The guy downs them all, one after the other. The bartender says, "I've never seen anyone drink like that!" The guy says, "You'd drink like that if you had what I have." The bartender says, "What do you have?" The guy says, "Twenty-five cents."