Joke:::📣 A Duck walks into a bar ... The Duck sits at the Bartender's desk....
....and begins speaking perfect English, asking the Bartender to give him a beer. The Bartender, bewildered, asks the Duck how she can speak, and the Duck cuts him off and says:
"First of all, I'm not a Duck, I'm a Drake (male duck). Second of all, how is that strange? As a matter of fact I have a business that sets up laminate."
The Bartneder gives the Duck, wait no the Drake a beer and they go one about their day. The next day a couple of men which the Bartender never saw before walk into a bar and order beer and whiskey. The Bartender asks them where they're from and they say they are from a Travelling Circus, and then the Bartender tells them about the Duck, wait no God damn it, the Drake, how it can speak perfect English. The Men from the Circus tell him if the Drake comes by again to tell him to come down the road, since the Drake will surely bring in a income and also become famous.
The next day the Duck, ugh, the Drake walks into the Bar and again orders a beer. The Bartneder gives him the beer and tells him about the Circus offer.
The Drake, drinking the beer, puts the beer down and then says:
"The hell does a Circus need Laminate for?
****This joke may not be all its quacked up to be😆
"First of all, I'm not a Duck, I'm a Drake (male duck). Second of all, how is that strange? As a matter of fact I have a business that sets up laminate."
The Bartneder gives the Duck, wait no the Drake a beer and they go one about their day. The next day a couple of men which the Bartender never saw before walk into a bar and order beer and whiskey. The Bartender asks them where they're from and they say they are from a Travelling Circus, and then the Bartender tells them about the Duck, wait no God damn it, the Drake, how it can speak perfect English. The Men from the Circus tell him if the Drake comes by again to tell him to come down the road, since the Drake will surely bring in a income and also become famous.
The next day the Duck, ugh, the Drake walks into the Bar and again orders a beer. The Bartneder gives him the beer and tells him about the Circus offer.
The Drake, drinking the beer, puts the beer down and then says:
"The hell does a Circus need Laminate for?
****This joke may not be all its quacked up to be😆
