Case of the missing Woman::::A married man approaches a stunning woman in the supermarket and says: "I've lost my wife in the aisles.
.. Do you mind if we talk for a while?"
She asks him, "Wouldn't it be better to look for her than to talk to me?"
Him: "It won't be necessary... every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere...".
Meanwhile in anudder joke
a woman was called to the hospital because her husband was involved in an accident
"your husband is at the ICU right now and to be honest I don't like how he looks" said the doctor
"neither do I, but he respects me and is good with kids" replied the woman
She asks him, "Wouldn't it be better to look for her than to talk to me?"
Him: "It won't be necessary... every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere...".
Meanwhile in anudder joke
a woman was called to the hospital because her husband was involved in an accident
"your husband is at the ICU right now and to be honest I don't like how he looks" said the doctor
"neither do I, but he respects me and is good with kids" replied the woman
