Joke;;;Pope Francis, Donald Trump, Joe Biden, and a little boy are crossing the Atlantic on an airplane when the engines fail.....

They find three parachutes.

Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane saying, “The world needs a great person like me!”

Joe Biden grabs a parachute and says, “I need to help make choices for our world”, so he jumps off the plane.

At this point, the Pope and the little boy are on the plane.

The Pope says to the boy, “take the last parachute, I am too old and I’m going to die soon one day.”

“Actually there are two left. Donald Trump took my backpack.”

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Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

A passenger plane experiences engine trouble and the pilot informs the passengers that they will crash unless they can jettison enough weight. All the luggage and cargo is thrown out, and the pilot says they still need three men to volunteer to jump out of the plane with no parachutes. There are four male passengers on board; the rest are women and children. The men include an Englishman, a Frenchman, a Texan and a Mexican.

The Englishman shouts, "There'll always be an England! God save the King!" and jumps out of the plane.

Then the Frenchman shouts, "Vive la France!" and jumps out.

Then the Texan shouts, "Remember the Alamo!", and tosses the Mexican out of the plane.

bookerdana · M

@Thinkerbell post this under yer own name

TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M

If only….😅

bookerdana · M

@TheSirfurryanimalWales And I have to live here😬

Canadian border 200 miles🏃🏻‍➡

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

It's more likely that Biden would have made that mistake.

bookerdana · M

@Thinkerbell Whatever,this is an old joke,and the characters keep changing.....

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