A Wizard Knocked on a Young Ladies Door Late at Night....
"Sorry to bother you," he said, "but could I use your bathroom literally right now?!"
"Of course," she said, and he burst through the door and slammed it shut. A minute or so later he opened the door again with a look of relief and gratitude on his face.
"Thank you," he said, "that was most kind. In payment, I shall enchant anything you have in your bathroom with any power you ask -- choose wisely."
She thought for a moment and then said, "Could you give my bath sponge the power to make my boobs bigger? I haven't put on half an inch there since I was twelve!"
"Very easily," said the wizard. "I will cast the spell now. It will work very slowly so as not to injure you, but in six to eight weeks time you should notice the difference. Just remember to say 'Scooby dooby doobies, I want bigger boobies!' every day to renew the spell." And a minute later he was gone.
Day by day the young woman soaped herself with the magic sponge, and a faint tingle assured her that the spell was working. After two months she treated herself to a trip to a lingerie shop to buy her first ever brassiere, and as she got onto the bus with her purchase she whispered "Scooby dooby doobies, I want bigger boobies!".
A young man on the bus looked up from his phone and said "Excuse me, this may sound weird, but have you ever let a wizard use your bathroom in a hurry?"
"Yes," she said, "but why do you ask?"
"...Hickory dickory dock," he answered.
"Of course," she said, and he burst through the door and slammed it shut. A minute or so later he opened the door again with a look of relief and gratitude on his face.
"Thank you," he said, "that was most kind. In payment, I shall enchant anything you have in your bathroom with any power you ask -- choose wisely."
She thought for a moment and then said, "Could you give my bath sponge the power to make my boobs bigger? I haven't put on half an inch there since I was twelve!"
"Very easily," said the wizard. "I will cast the spell now. It will work very slowly so as not to injure you, but in six to eight weeks time you should notice the difference. Just remember to say 'Scooby dooby doobies, I want bigger boobies!' every day to renew the spell." And a minute later he was gone.
Day by day the young woman soaped herself with the magic sponge, and a faint tingle assured her that the spell was working. After two months she treated herself to a trip to a lingerie shop to buy her first ever brassiere, and as she got onto the bus with her purchase she whispered "Scooby dooby doobies, I want bigger boobies!".
A young man on the bus looked up from his phone and said "Excuse me, this may sound weird, but have you ever let a wizard use your bathroom in a hurry?"
"Yes," she said, "but why do you ask?"
"...Hickory dickory dock," he answered.
