Walk Into a bar joke Three guys walked into a bar, one after another...
a carpenter, an iron worker, and a mailman. The carpenter goes to the bar and orders a drink. He looks around and says, "Hey, that guy looks just like Jesus." The bartender says, "Yup, he comes here all the time." The carpenter says, "Oh, well, buy him whatever he’s drinking." The bartender says, "1 herbal tea coming right up."
The ironworker comes in, gets a drink, turns around, and goes, "Hey, that guy looks just like—" The bartender says, "Yeah, Jesus. He shows up all the time." "Get whatever he’s drinking on me." Same thing with the mailman.
Jesus gets up to leave and shakes the carpenter's hand. He puts his hand on his wrist and right away he says, "My carpal tunnel—it's gone! Now I can go back to work, thank you, Jesus." Then he goes up to the ironworker, shakes his hand, and places the other on his shoulder. He says, "My bursitis—it's cured! I can go back to work now, thank you, Jesus."
Then he walks up to the mailman, who jumps back and says, "Woo! There! I’m on workers' comp!"
The ironworker comes in, gets a drink, turns around, and goes, "Hey, that guy looks just like—" The bartender says, "Yeah, Jesus. He shows up all the time." "Get whatever he’s drinking on me." Same thing with the mailman.
Jesus gets up to leave and shakes the carpenter's hand. He puts his hand on his wrist and right away he says, "My carpal tunnel—it's gone! Now I can go back to work, thank you, Jesus." Then he goes up to the ironworker, shakes his hand, and places the other on his shoulder. He says, "My bursitis—it's cured! I can go back to work now, thank you, Jesus."
Then he walks up to the mailman, who jumps back and says, "Woo! There! I’m on workers' comp!"
