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If l had 3 pieces of bacon and you took 1 away, what would you have?

Right, a black eye.
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CaptainBard · 36-40, M
I’m used to you swinging on me I’ll be good
🥓
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I already gave you an egg. 😒
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle you egged my car and it stripped the paint 😒
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Excuse me, I haven't done that yet. 😒
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle *yet today
@CaptainBard
When you're not looking.
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle I have it on camera
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CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle you vandalized my car 😡
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deserved 😒
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle *takes rest of bacon* 😒
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CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle I’ll see you in court 😤
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Fine, I'll sign the divorce papers.😒
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle for the assault!
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Not for stealing??? 🤨
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle no but I’ll add the property damage. Thanks for reminding me
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Don't be dramatic it was a toy truck. 😒
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle it’s not a toy it’s just not a fancy ford 😒
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Fine I'll wash it. 😒