If l had 3 pieces of bacon and you took 1 away, what would you have?

Right, a black eye.

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ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

I’m used to you swinging on me I’ll be good
🥓

mindstruggle · F

@ShepherdBard
I already gave you an egg. 😒

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@mindstruggle you egged my car and it stripped the paint 😒

mindstruggle · F

@ShepherdBard
Excuse me, I haven't done that yet. 😒

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

mindstruggle · F

@ShepherdBard
When you're not looking.

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@mindstruggle I have it on camera

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ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@mindstruggle you vandalized my car 😡

mindstruggle · F

@ShepherdBard
deserved 😒

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@mindstruggle *takes rest of bacon* 😒

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ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@mindstruggle I’ll see you in court 😤

mindstruggle · F

@ShepherdBard
Fine, I'll sign the divorce papers.😒

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@mindstruggle for the assault!

mindstruggle · F

@ShepherdBard
Not for stealing??? 🤨

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@mindstruggle no but I’ll add the property damage. Thanks for reminding me

mindstruggle · F

@ShepherdBard
Don't be dramatic it was a toy truck. 😒

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@mindstruggle it’s not a toy it’s just not a fancy ford 😒

mindstruggle · F

@ShepherdBard
Fine I'll wash it. 😒