GONE FISHIN

HIM: Puppa, if I catch a brook trout can we cook it?
They look so tasty.
ME: Sure buddy, if you carch one with your bare hands I’ll cook it for you.
HIM: Okay,Puppa. Thank you so much.
ME: You’re welcome, Best Friend. Puppa would do anythingfor you.

~20 minutes later~
HIM: Puppa, these brook trout are so fast.
ME: I know, right ?
HIM: Don’t they know they’re tasty?
ME: Ya know buddy, I heard the tastiest fish swim the fastest.

~2 hours later at the Japanese Restaurant~
HIM: Squze me. Do you have clams?
WAITRESS: No, sorry we don't have clams.
HIM: Can I have salmon sushi?
HER to ME: Salmon sushi?
ME: Whatever he wants is fine with me.
HER: Yes, do you want the rolls, the stick or with the rice under it?
HIM: I like the rice ones. Can I have oysters too?
HER to ME: Does he really want oysters?
ME: I think so. Give him just the 3 to start because I don't know if he's ever had them before.
HER: I'll get you some oysters.
HIM: Oh..., Thank you so much. You're pretty.