Final thought for the day.

Fingers crossed I don’t linger too long in the produce section tomorrow to the point of making it super weird for other shoppers. …as I putt that out there I kind of want to make it my goal now 😏

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ChampagneOnIce · 51-55, F

I get it. Sadly, I do. How are the 🍆s looking? 😄

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PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F

@ChampagneOnIce A little too good. Like good enough to make me lose my breath when one slightly shifts with no prompting. …I may have a problem 🤦🏻‍♀

NudasPriest

@PerfectionOfTheHeart A problem shared is a problem halved ...

ChampagneOnIce · 51-55, F

@PerfectionOfTheHeart I’m here for you. I share a similar problem. 😄

Keeper · M

I mean.....proper cantaloupe selection is an acquired skill. I get it.

You gotta trust the weight, feel and hope it loves you back.

PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F

@Keeper I tend to rub where the rind was on them. Don’t know why that’s a thing to rub it’s belly button but…🙃

Bexsy

I like making it weird. Extra long zucchini. Duct tape. Lube. Extra large yard waste rubbage bags.

Make it weird.

PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F

@Bexsy Can’t wait until pool noodles get back in stock.

Bexsy

@PerfectionOfTheHeart yesss, you're my people 🥹

ChampagneOnIce · 51-55, F

@Bexsy You’re my hero. 😄

BrandNewMan · 61-69, M

Produce manager ... Truer words were never spoken, but please stop fondling the cucumbers ma'am.

PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F

@BrandNewMan Was gonna go for a taste test but yes, sir 🙄

StygianKohlrabi · 46-50, M

just remember the smart shopper gropes as many veggies as possible. be sure to give an aggravated look to the closest shopper as you roughly work over that zucchini from base to tip.