Envy has a sound

I come home from a nice meal and evening with my sister. I go to bed. I settle down. And all I can hear are the notorious sounds of bed creaking in the next room. An insensitive move from my flatmate, who should be more considerate of my chronic celibate phase and not remind me of how utterly single I am.

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AntisocialTroll · 56-60, F

I don't mean to be rude but I have the literal displeasure to have to listen to my downstairs neighbour raping his girlfriend!

Thankfully he's a 2 minute guy but thanks to living here I literally hate people now.

SW-User

@AntisocialTroll At Uni and eighteen I had the same problem,

But the guy the other side of the amorous couple had a solution.

We all had keys that seemed to fit each others rooms. He filled his metal waste bin with water, walked in on them and poured it over them.

The guy was captain of the rugby club.

We never heard the noise again.

AntisocialTroll · 56-60, F

@SW-User Fair dos but I'm literally 4 foot nine, WTF can i possibly do!?

Do you seriously Think there was anything I could of personally done!?

My life is literally over now, thanks purely to where I live and how revolting my neighbours are!

I literally no longer wish to be alive because of the piss poor excuses for humanity that surrounds me!

Please do me a favour!? Block me...