I don't blame him.

OUCH!

Hilarious but, wow, wow, wow ouchie 😳

Nah, if it happened here in Australia the husband woulda been all like:

"Crikey! She's a big one!"
*Pokes it with a stick*

A woman, down under in Oz,
Wore pajamas that looked like snakes' jaws.
Her husband took fright,
Bashed the "snake", lest it bite,
Broke her foot; 'twas soon bandaged in gauze. 😲

No, that is not Mrs. Kelly

Those are really creepy socks. Guaranteed to keep me away. Not sure I would want to get within baseball bat range of those.

she'll get even by seeing a worm in bed and using it for bait

Aussies are more educated on how to handle a hubby's big snake