I don't own a television.

This could be because I'm a bit of a hippy, because I think I'm better than you, or because I'm broke. Dealers choice on the explanation.

But the other day I ate a breakfast that was hand delivered to me in bed, whilst watching an episode of Little House on the Prairie, & drinking one a the true gems of existence; a cup of tea at the perfect temperature.

If that's not the crème de la crème i don't know what is.