In case a lion escapes from a zoo, every able-bodied American should be able to run five miles flat, no stopping.

@Bumbles I don’t need to outrun the lion I just need to outrun you or someone else.

And in the case of a shark attack, everyone should be able to to swim without water wings

Or just put it down if its aggressive

In the case of a lion escaping from the zoo, [b]able-bodied [/b] Americans will have no worries.
That lion will be chowing down on everyone [b]else[/b]. 😳🦁