You are now the sole dictator of the entire world, all nations are united, and your word is law. What are your first orders?

1. The world is a republic, my monarchy is abolished.
2. All administrators and state officers are elected in free, equal and secret elections annually.
3. One free cuppa coffee for everyone, to celebrate the return to democracy. No sugar, no milk. If you want sugar or milk, go and buy. It's a free country.