Where are you from in your country, west, north, east or south?

@Keepitsimple Are you a mermaid?

@Oberon1 I wish 🧜‍♀️

@Keepitsimple I think procreating with a mermaid would be kind of fishy.

@Keepitsimple I would always keep some wasabe and pickled ginger on hand for those extra intimate moments.

@Oberon1 How do mermaids even do it? LOL

@Keepitsimple Mermen leave their juice in a certain area, and the mermaids swim up and mix their juice in with the mermans juice! Then they just hang around until theres a school of merbabies swimming around. Didn't you take sex ed?

@Oberon1 I’m so confused…I thought you could only get pregnant if you actually did it 🤦🏻‍♀️😛

@Keepitsimple Well, if you look at merfolk, you can see that they wouldn't have much fun bumping papillae!

@Keepitsimple They kind of make a little bank and have a joint account!