I wrote a number #1 hit song

Sort of. I only wrote the chord changes and composed the keyboard track. I never got credit for it or made a dime from it... but at least I know I have some writing talent. I was thrilled to meet the performing artist and have a signed copy of her CD. That's enough.

The next time some middle aged man shows up at my door and says he heard that I can play I won't let him in. His face lit up and he exclaimed "That sounds like a dance song!" before rushing out the door. Don't ask the song name. I can't prove a thing, but it's real.

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lumberjackslam · 41-45, M

if you can prove it you must sue

MissPerfect · 22-25, F

@lumberjackslam I can't prove it. I could have a few friends say it's my song but that's all.

MissPerfect · 22-25, F

@lumberjackslam I do have other songs. I wonder if several of them could be major hits.

lumberjackslam · 41-45, M

@MissPerfect Yeah I think if you marketed it right like in a video with lots of sexual images

MissPerfect · 22-25, F

@lumberjackslam I'll ask Emily R. if she wants to do another topless music video.

lumberjackslam · 41-45, M

@MissPerfect that's what makes sales I guess

MissPerfect · 22-25, F

@lumberjackslam She actually regrets having done it. People never stopped teasing her. Nice girl. Very pretty in person as well as pictures.

lumberjackslam · 41-45, M

@MissPerfect I like rock better anyways