I wrote a number #1 hit song

Sort of. I only wrote the chord changes and composed the keyboard track. I never got credit for it or made a dime from it... but at least I know I have some writing talent. I was thrilled to meet the performing artist and have a signed copy of her CD. That's enough.

The next time some middle aged man shows up at my door and says he heard that I can play I won't let him in. His face lit up and he exclaimed "That sounds like a dance song!" before rushing out the door. Don't ask the song name. I can't prove a thing, but it's real.