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Your CGM Will Tell On You ... A parody of your cheating heart by Hank Williams

Your CGM will make you weep
You'll cut the carbs but still can't sleep
Because it beeps the whole night through
Your CGM will tell on you

When treats go down-been bad again
You'll toss them out -hang your head with shame
You'll try to claim that it's fake news
But your CGM will tell on you

Your CGM prints out a chart each day
And tells the Endro things you do not say
The time will come they'll know the truth
Your CMG has told on you

Your CGM will make you weep
You'll cut the carbs but still can't sleep
Because it beeps the whole night through
Your CGM will tell on you


*A cgm or continuous glucose monitor is the thing that diabetics wear on the back of their arm to measure their blood sugars.
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BrandonWyatt36 · 36-40, M
So years ago in one of the next towns over from me they had a music festival every year (Riverbend in Chattanooga,Tn) and they would have big artists come to town and perform... And a few years back they had Hank Jr. Come to town for the festival and we went but we didn't pay to get in we sat by the security fence where the Tennessee Aquarium is and Watched him from there.. and I just wanted to go to hear him sing "Country Boy Can Survive" LOL... Well that dude was TOE UP from the Floor UP when he hit the stage 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and acting all kinds of crazy... But he was trying to get through his set and he told us (The audience) something about Johnny and June Carter Cash was his "God parents"... Then one song he was playing the fiddle and after he was done playing it he just threw the fiddle across the stage not care in the world LMFAO!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 But finally he DID get to "Country Boy Can Survive" and I got to see him sing that then we left... I was like that dude there... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 But Yeah my dad before he passed away was a country music fan and was telling that Hank Jr.s Mom always wanted him to keep his Dad's legacy alive and sing his Dad's song and he did that for a while and it just wasn't working out... But once he started writing his own songs is when he got Big and Famous... So I mean there's that... But Yeah I drink I won't lie.. but Hank Jr. was just a little to much even for me that night 🤣🤣🤣🤣