I Love Rock Music

I would have kindly told them that the first rock and roll artist was Sister Rosetta Tharpe.

Double damn, Sydne! Who knew that music had a gender? It would be frightening indeed to poke into the psyche of the person or organization that spawned that person. Within the wells of their dark muddle of a subconscious, demons must be fornicating with the frantic turbulence of a Hieronymus Bosch painting!

Rock Rules. I'd have had to end the interview at those comments.

Yeah fuck that, rock is sick.

Well, in their defense, you might have worn *pants* to work at some point! Or *gasp* eaten a non-salad food for lunch! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

They probably like top40 pop in that place. Maybe you dodged a bullet. You don't need that kind of stupid in your life