I never toast my pop tarts. Only weirdos do that.

Same here. No need to toast them.

I used to not only toast them but put some butter on the non-icing side!! I'm as weird as they come!!

that's wise - especially if you eat the frosted ones - it's like getting a mouth of melted plastic :)

I nuke them for 10 seconds

Ted Bundy never toasted his.