I hate when people ask me for directions

Not because I don't wanna help but because I need directions too lol.

I've 'lost' my car in the parking garage before.
Took me about 10 mins to find it 🤪

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PleasurePunch · 100+

When I lost my car in a parking garage the manager ended up touring me through the whole place to no avail, that's after MY looking first...in vain for 2 hours, then it turned out it was across the street, in THAT parking garage.

Once the car was in a spot in a whistle stop town of 30 people and I couldn't find it so I finally called the police. They found it. They didn't send me to the morons asylum but if in a bad mood they would have.

Happened in Walmart, management had to help me find it... all that took about 2 hours. No reason.

Happened countless other times. I get lost driving ALL the time , always end up in a store asking them to pull out their smartphone, I don't have one cause that stuff always goes missing too...

and the GPS machines are as inaccurate as the google maps half (or more) of the time. Its not funny but I do get sneered at when I ask out....no therapist understands either.

You have no problems m'lady.

iamnikki · 31-35, F

@PleasurePunch Oh wow, I think we may be on the same level as far as being directionally challenged.

The first time I can remember losing my car was as a new college student. I parked my car, and walked to XYZ building. My classes were in several different buildings. When I left the last class, I walked outside to get in the car. My car wasn't there. I had to call the security who helped me retrace my steps as he rode me around in the golf cart thru the parking lot, to the building in which my [b]first[/b] class was located. Then I found my car.

I met a friend at a concert just a few days after I got my current car.
When the concert was over and I walked in the sea of cars in the parking lot, I realized that I didn't truly know what my car looked like. I would walk up to every car the make and color of mine. I'd be like, wait, do I have a spoiler? Is that how my wheels look? I ended up waiting several minutes for the parking lot to start clearing out before I found it.

Another time, I met a friend at a play downtown. Afterwards, she wanted to go eat. I didn't think I had parked in a good ,safe spot, as to not get towed, so I moved my car after the play and hopped out so fast that I didn't know where I parked it. I figured I'd be ok if I knew I parked in from of XYZ cafe. I walked around in circles downtown for about an hour before I had to call someone because it was about to get dark. So as they drove slowly, I would press the "alarm" buttom on my key fob so that the car would make noise when we got to it. They spotted it before I did lol

PleasurePunch · 100+

@iamnikki I never have a way to ring a key cause I always just leave it in the car. So u are smarter than I . I never lock my car, the windows are open half the time. So u are way smarter than I