Billie Jean by Michael Jackson Parody
She was more like a beauty bean from a kitchen scene,
I said, "Don't mind, but what do you mean, I am the one
Who will eat on the table in the round?"
She said I am the one
Who will sit on the table in the round
She told me her name was Bonny Bean as she caused a scene
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of bein' the plate,
Who will eat on the table in the round
People always told me, "Be careful of what you do
Don't go around eating young beans for your hearts (hee-hee)
And mother always told me, "Be careful of what you eat
And be careful of what you do (oh-oh)
'Cause the lie becomes the truth" (oh-oh), hey-ey
Bonny Bean is not my bowl,
She's just a bean who claims that I am the one (oh, baby)
But the plate is not yet done (hoo hoo)
She says I am the one (oh, baby)
But the plate is not yet done (hee-hee-hee, no-no, hee-hee-hee, hoo)
For forty days and for forty nights, chefs were on her side
But who can stand when she's in demand? Her schemes and plans
'Cause we ate on the table in the round (hee)
So take my strong advice
Just remember to always think twice
(Do think twice) do think twice (ah-hoo)
She told my baby I’d eaten til three, then she looked at me
Then showed a photo of a bean cryin', black-eyed peas were like mine (oh, no)
Go and eat on the table in the round, baby (ooh, hee-hee-hee)
People always told me, "Be careful of what you do
And don't go around eating young beans for your hearts" (don't feed no hearts, hee-hee)
But she came and stood right by me
Just the smell of sweet perfume
This happened much too soon
She called me to her room, hey-ey
Bonny Bean is not my bowl (hoo)
She's just a bean who claims that I am the one
But the the plate is not yet done,
No-no-no, no-no, no-no-no (hoo)
Bonny Bean is not my bowl,
She's just a bean who claims that I am the one
But the plate is not yet done (no, no)
She says I am the one
But the plate is not yet done (no, hee-hee-ho, hee-hee-hee)
Hee, hoo
She says I am the one
But the plate is not yet done (no-no-no, hoo, oh)
Bonny Bean is not my bowl
She's just a bean who claims that I am the one (you know what you did to me, baby)
But the plate is not yet done
No-no-no (no-no-no, ah), no-no-no-no (no-no-no)
She says I am the one (no)
But the plate is not yet done (no-no-no-no)
She says I am the one (you know what you did)
She says the plate is done (breakin' my heart, babe)
She says I am the one
Bonny Bean is not my bowl
Bonny Bean is not my bowl
Bonny Bean is not my bowl
Bonny Bean is not my bowl (don't call me Bonny Bean, hoo)
Bonny Bean is not my bowl
Bonny Bean is not- (hee)
I said, "Don't mind, but what do you mean, I am the one
Who will eat on the table in the round?"
She said I am the one
Who will sit on the table in the round
She told me her name was Bonny Bean as she caused a scene
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of bein' the plate,
Who will eat on the table in the round
People always told me, "Be careful of what you do
Don't go around eating young beans for your hearts (hee-hee)
And mother always told me, "Be careful of what you eat
And be careful of what you do (oh-oh)
'Cause the lie becomes the truth" (oh-oh), hey-ey
Bonny Bean is not my bowl,
She's just a bean who claims that I am the one (oh, baby)
But the plate is not yet done (hoo hoo)
She says I am the one (oh, baby)
But the plate is not yet done (hee-hee-hee, no-no, hee-hee-hee, hoo)
For forty days and for forty nights, chefs were on her side
But who can stand when she's in demand? Her schemes and plans
'Cause we ate on the table in the round (hee)
So take my strong advice
Just remember to always think twice
(Do think twice) do think twice (ah-hoo)
She told my baby I’d eaten til three, then she looked at me
Then showed a photo of a bean cryin', black-eyed peas were like mine (oh, no)
Go and eat on the table in the round, baby (ooh, hee-hee-hee)
People always told me, "Be careful of what you do
And don't go around eating young beans for your hearts" (don't feed no hearts, hee-hee)
But she came and stood right by me
Just the smell of sweet perfume
This happened much too soon
She called me to her room, hey-ey
Bonny Bean is not my bowl (hoo)
She's just a bean who claims that I am the one
But the the plate is not yet done,
No-no-no, no-no, no-no-no (hoo)
Bonny Bean is not my bowl,
She's just a bean who claims that I am the one
But the plate is not yet done (no, no)
She says I am the one
But the plate is not yet done (no, hee-hee-ho, hee-hee-hee)
Hee, hoo
She says I am the one
But the plate is not yet done (no-no-no, hoo, oh)
Bonny Bean is not my bowl
She's just a bean who claims that I am the one (you know what you did to me, baby)
But the plate is not yet done
No-no-no (no-no-no, ah), no-no-no-no (no-no-no)
She says I am the one (no)
But the plate is not yet done (no-no-no-no)
She says I am the one (you know what you did)
She says the plate is done (breakin' my heart, babe)
She says I am the one
Bonny Bean is not my bowl
Bonny Bean is not my bowl
Bonny Bean is not my bowl
Bonny Bean is not my bowl (don't call me Bonny Bean, hoo)
Bonny Bean is not my bowl
Bonny Bean is not- (hee)
26-30, F
