I’ll Be There Jackson 5 Parody

Ever been pressured to not take days off from work, no matter how sick or injured you are? This one is for you boys and girls.

You and I must take our pick,
We must attend even when sick,
Where there is work,
I’ll be there.

I’ll reach my sneezes onto you
I’ll have faith in bacteria too
Just call my name, and I’ll be there.

And oh, I’ll be there to comfort you,
I’ll build my viruses around you
I’m so glad you’ll have it too, yeah,
I’ll be there with illness so strong, I’ll be there,
I’ll be your worker bee
You know you’ll never be rid of me.

Let me fill your senses with snot and coughs
With an unselfish ethic that you have brought
Just call my name
And I’ll be there (I’ll be there)

And oh I’ll be there to comfort you,

’ll build my viruses around you
I’m so glad you’ll have it too, yeah,
I’ll be there with illness so strong, I’ll be there,
I’ll be your worker bee
You know you’ll never be rid of me.

If you should ever find someone new,
I know she better report to you,
Cause if she doesn’t, then I’ll be there (I’ll be there)

Don't you know, baby, yeah, yeah
I'll be there
I'll be there, yeah
Just call my name (I'll be there)
And I'll be there
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'll be there, baby
You know I'll be there
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Just call my name (I'll be there)
And I'll be there
Just look over your shoulder
Just call my name
And I'll be there