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Any other misheard lyrics ?

Rutterman · 46-50, M Best Comment
Lol. There's a bunch of them.

"Bad Moon Rising" -- Creedence Clearwater Revival
Well it's bound to take your life, there's a bad moon on the rise
Well it's bound to take your life, there's a [i]bathroom on the right[/i]

"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" -- The Beatles
The girl with kaleidoscope eyes
The girl with [i]colitis goes by[/i]

"I Can See Clearly Now" -- Johnny Nash
I can see clearly now, the rain is gone
I can see clearly now, [i]Lorraine[/i] is gone

"Livin’ On A Prayer" -- Bon Jovi
It doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not
It doesn’t make a difference if [i]we’re naked[/i] or not

"I’m a Believer" -- The Monkees
Then I saw her face, now I’m a believer
Then I saw her face, now I’m [i]gonna leave her[/i]

"Back in the U.S.S.R." -- The Beatles
Oh, show me around your snow-peaked mountains way down south, take me to your daddy's farm
Oh, show me around your [i]smoky nylons [/i]way down south, take me to your daddy’s [i]car[/i]

"Le Freak" -- Chic
Ah, freak out! Le freak, c'set chic
Ah, freak [i]cow[/i]! Le freak, c'set [i]sheep[/i]

"Dancing Queen" -- ABBA
Ooh, see that girl, watch that scene, digging the dancing queen
Ooh, see that girl, watch [i]her scream[/i], [i]kicking[/i] the dancing queen

"Penny Lane" -- The Beatles
A pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray
A [i]petty moose[/i] is selling [i]puppies[/i] from a [i]train[/i]

"Blinded by the Light" -- Manfred Mann's Earth Band; Bruce Springsteen
Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night
[i]Wrapped[/i] up like a [i]douche[/i], another [i]rumor[/i] in the [i]night[/i]

"We Didn’t Start the Fire" -- Billy Joel
We didn’t start the fire, it was always burning, since the world’s been turning
We didn’t start the fire, it was always burning, [i]said the worst attorney[/i]

“Desperado” -- The Eagles
You’ve been out riding fences, for so long now
You’ve been [i]outright offensive[/i], for so long now

"Stairway to Heaven" -- Led Zeppelin
And as we wind on down the road
And [i]there's a wino[/i] down the road

"Two Tickets to Paradise" -- Eddie Money
I’ve got two tickets to paradise
I’ve got two [i]chickens to paralyze[/i]

"In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" -- Iron Butterfly
In-a-gadda-da-vida, honey
In a glob of Velveeta, honey

"Take a Chance on Me" -- ABBA
If you change your mind, take a chance, I’m the first in line, take a chance
If you change your mind,[i] Jackie Chan[/i], I’m the first in line,[i] Jackie Chan[/i]

"Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)" -- The Eurythmics
I travel the world and the seven seas
I travel the world [i]in generic jeans
[/i]
Flashdance...What A Feeling -- Irene Cara
Take your passion, and make it happen
Take your[i] pants off[/i], and make it happen

"You're the One That I Want" -- John Travolta and Olivia Newton John
You're the one that I want (you are the one I want), ooh, ooh, ooh, honey
You're the [i]Wizard of Oz [/i](you are the [i]Wizard of Oz[/i]), ooh, ooh, ooh, honey

"Venus" -- Shocking Blue
Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire at your desire
Well, I'm your [i]Penis[/i], I'm your fire at your desire
Yulianna · 22-25, F
@Rutterman 😂 some of these are genuinely funny...

Yulianna · 22-25, F
most famous of all...

Jimi Hendrix: [i]'scuse me while i kiss this guy![/i]
Paul Young
Every time you go away ,you take a piece of meat with you.
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The backing singers here are definitely singing'hot banana'😀
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originnone · 56-60, M
@TheSirfurryanimalWales I thought the same thing.
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[i]I’ve got a list of Starbucks lovers[/i] Taylor Swift (Blank Space)

[i]Ohhh-oh me ears are alight[/i] Desmond Decker (The Israelites)
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@ElwoodBlues You're not the only one who thinks that :P

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Sevendays · M
@ElwoodBlues Wait, it isn't that?
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Fullmetal · 46-50, M
@Chernobylplaygrounds that's hilarious!! Lol
@Chernobylplaygrounds Is that 'Glad Lee' the cross-eyed bear?
The ants they’re my freinds they're blowing in the wind
Lugubri0 · 56-60, M
I'm a nine stone cowboy 🤠
AntisocialTroll · 56-60, F
This was a fabulous question to get my day going.

I haven't laughed so much in ages, thank you for posting it.
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@OogieBoogie I will never hear Sister Sledge the same way again. 😳
@bijouxbroussard I can't unhear these 😂
AntisocialTroll · 56-60, F
@OogieBoogie That was fecking brilliant! I'ma dying here, love Peter Kay.
Fullmetal · 46-50, M
"Wonton soup is on me"
"Pour some sugar on me"...
@Fullmetal swag

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originnone · 56-60, M
@Fullmetal I thought they were saying "Concrete dublicon ready."
Lilymoon · F
Like a virgin... touched for the thirty first time. 😄
originnone · 56-60, M
I can't understand ANYTHING singers sing, so I have tons of these...

Gotta strain my dick (strange magic)
looks like tomatoes (looks like we made it)
I won't tell you what I HONESTLY thought AC/DC was saying when they say "season ticket on a one way ride" in Highway to Hell....You can't condemn me for what I thought I heard....
PhilDeep · 51-55, M
Yup, reminds me of Bridget Jones and her like a virgin argument in prison when she was beyond the edge of reason!
AdaXI · 41-45, T
In Queen's Bicycle Race song at 1:27 to 1:30 in the video...
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It sounds like [i]''Buy cigarettes, buy cigarettes, buy cigarettes''[/i]
乂^◡^乂
Rutterman · 46-50, M
Thanks for Best Comment. 😎
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uncalled4 · 56-60, M
At one point, I thought the vocal chant in that Sia song was "Protein Pills!" before I looked it up.

Oh, ok. "I Love Cheap Thrills!"

Makes sense now.

nvm.

 
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