Any other misheard lyrics ?

Lol. There's a bunch of them.

"Bad Moon Rising" -- Creedence Clearwater Revival
Well it's bound to take your life, there's a bad moon on the rise
Well it's bound to take your life, there's a bathroom on the right

"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" -- The Beatles
The girl with kaleidoscope eyes
The girl with colitis goes by

"I Can See Clearly Now" -- Johnny Nash
I can see clearly now, the rain is gone
I can see clearly now, Lorraine is gone

"Livin’ On A Prayer" -- Bon Jovi
It doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not
It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not

"I’m a Believer" -- The Monkees
Then I saw her face, now I’m a believer
Then I saw her face, now I’m gonna leave her

"Back in the U.S.S.R." -- The Beatles
Oh, show me around your snow-peaked mountains way down south, take me to your daddy's farm
Oh, show me around your smoky nylons way down south, take me to your daddy’s car

"Le Freak" -- Chic
Ah, freak out! Le freak, c'set chic
Ah, freak cow! Le freak, c'set sheep

"Dancing Queen" -- ABBA
Ooh, see that girl, watch that scene, digging the dancing queen
Ooh, see that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen

"Penny Lane" -- The Beatles
A pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray
A petty moose is selling puppies from a train

"Blinded by the Light" -- Manfred Mann's Earth Band; Bruce Springsteen
Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night
Wrapped up like a douche, another rumor in the night

"We Didn’t Start the Fire" -- Billy Joel
We didn’t start the fire, it was always burning, since the world’s been turning
We didn’t start the fire, it was always burning, said the worst attorney

“Desperado” -- The Eagles
You’ve been out riding fences, for so long now
You’ve been outright offensive, for so long now

"Stairway to Heaven" -- Led Zeppelin
And as we wind on down the road
And there's a wino down the road

"Two Tickets to Paradise" -- Eddie Money
I’ve got two tickets to paradise
I’ve got two chickens to paralyze

"In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" -- Iron Butterfly
In-a-gadda-da-vida, honey
In a glob of Velveeta, honey

"Take a Chance on Me" -- ABBA
If you change your mind, take a chance, I’m the first in line, take a chance
If you change your mind, Jackie Chan, I’m the first in line, Jackie Chan

"Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)" -- The Eurythmics
I travel the world and the seven seas
I travel the world in generic jeans

Flashdance...What A Feeling -- Irene Cara
Take your passion, and make it happen
Take your pants off, and make it happen

"You're the One That I Want" -- John Travolta and Olivia Newton John
You're the one that I want (you are the one I want), ooh, ooh, ooh, honey
You're the Wizard of Oz (you are the Wizard of Oz), ooh, ooh, ooh, honey

"Venus" -- Shocking Blue
Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire at your desire
Well, I'm your Penis, I'm your fire at your desire

most famous of all...

Jimi Hendrix: 'scuse me while i kiss this guy!

Paul Young
Every time you go away ,you take a piece of meat with you.
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The backing singers here are definitely singing'hot banana'😀
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I’ve got a list of Starbucks lovers Taylor Swift (Blank Space)

Ohhh-oh me ears are alight Desmond Decker (The Israelites)

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I'm a nine stone cowboy 🤠

The ants they’re my freinds they're blowing in the wind

This was a fabulous question to get my day going.

I haven't laughed so much in ages, thank you for posting it.

"Wonton soup is on me"
"Pour some sugar on me"...

Like a virgin... touched for the thirty first time. 😄

In Queen's Bicycle Race song at 1:27 to 1:30 in the video...
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It sounds like ''Buy cigarettes, buy cigarettes, buy cigarettes''
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Thanks for Best Comment. 😎

Yup, reminds me of Bridget Jones and her like a virgin argument in prison when she was beyond the edge of reason!

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At one point, I thought the vocal chant in that Sia song was "Protein Pills!" before I looked it up.

Oh, ok. "I Love Cheap Thrills!"

Makes sense now.

nvm.

I can't understand ANYTHING singers sing, so I have tons of these...

Gotta strain my dick (strange magic)
looks like tomatoes (looks like we made it)
I won't tell you what I HONESTLY thought AC/DC was saying when they say "season ticket on a one way ride" in Highway to Hell....You can't condemn me for what I thought I heard....