An atheist tries to write Christian song lyrics.

TURN YOUR THOUGHTS:

Focus on a long dead Jew,
On the one that could save you.
He's a real upstanding fellow:
Super nice and oh so mellow!

Turn your thoughts to him!! 🎶

Born in tiny Bethlehem,
In a shed with beasts, ahem!
To a virgin mom and dad.
Then they found a better pad.