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Too much undercover police Ona Street, stopping me giving man bare grief, too much undercover police Ona streets, hassling me like I'm a small time thief,, coz I'm a rough neck Cockney driving through Brockley, see a police car, policeman wana stop me, "were gona stop and seach, so step out of the car please, turn the ignition off,and give me ya car keys"
"please Mr officer, that's harassment!"
"so where ya coming from? "
I said" a drum and bass bash fam"
"so where was this bash man"
"down in stratford"
"where you going now?"
"I'm dropping Eksman to catford!"
"have you any documents? Let's see some I. D., that's a nice merc you drive, it looks pricey!, what kinda work you in? "
" well I'm an m.c."
"Blimey they must pay well generously and very nicely!!"
I said "it's all gravy once you've built up your profile"
" well why you driving round with 3 different mobiles?"
"ones for my business, ones for my wifey, ones for the dirty girls who wanna get grimey!!"
He said "OK eks I'm gonna run a few checks"
"a few checks that check what?"
" armed robbery and theft, drug dealing and burglary,it's standard procedure, hold up! What's that, I can smell sinsemillia!!!!!! "
" no way guv you must be having a laugh! "
" not yet, but I will do when I search through your car, so stand there don't move while I search through the boot"
"please Mr officer, that's harassment!"
"so where ya coming from? "
I said" a drum and bass bash fam"
"so where was this bash man"
"down in stratford"
"where you going now?"
"I'm dropping Eksman to catford!"
"have you any documents? Let's see some I. D., that's a nice merc you drive, it looks pricey!, what kinda work you in? "
" well I'm an m.c."
"Blimey they must pay well generously and very nicely!!"
I said "it's all gravy once you've built up your profile"
" well why you driving round with 3 different mobiles?"
"ones for my business, ones for my wifey, ones for the dirty girls who wanna get grimey!!"
He said "OK eks I'm gonna run a few checks"
"a few checks that check what?"
" armed robbery and theft, drug dealing and burglary,it's standard procedure, hold up! What's that, I can smell sinsemillia!!!!!! "
" no way guv you must be having a laugh! "
" not yet, but I will do when I search through your car, so stand there don't move while I search through the boot"
