I'm still alive 😒

You can have the distinct pleasure of cleaning my home up when I’m gone!!

I left you my sw coins

Not true. You are specifically named in my will. To wit: "CaptainBard, aka SaintBard, gets nothing, nada."

See, you weren't left out.

Come on people, you need to bequeef something meaningful onto Bard.

You already have a house!

You ARE in the will:

"In the event that DragonFruit predeceases Bard, then Bard shall retain all rights to the music, lyrics, live recordings and photos of the band "Bardragon" as well as any profits generated by such music, lyrics, live recordings and/or photos "

I don't have a will what I said is I would not throw you down the well...

I’m sorry I’m a boomer and forgot about you, also wth am I in the kitchen.

You're in my will, Bardy. I'm leaving you a roll of toilet paper.

If it makes you feel any better, I included you in four portions of the won’t 👍

i haven't made one yet i don't expect to die soon 😳

I can't believe you actually thought I died and looked at the will...

Leave Will alone he’s still recovering from the last time.

I just left you.

You just wasn't worth it 😐

Ah well, I don't know who you are.
But if you tell me, I'll add you.
However it might help to know that it will be divided among all those alive on the planet.
Considering the whole estate is less than taxable...

nonsense, you get my trash