A quick question for Paul Simon

He says “there must be 50 ways to leave your lover.”

Then lists only five:

1. You just slip out the back, Jack
2. Make a new plan, Stan
3.You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
4. Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
5. Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

And that’s it.

I’d like to hear the other 45 ways, please.

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