Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back (Official Music Video)

It's a classic alright, but I think the song needs a parody upgrade.

@HumanEarth Too late. The song’s been parodied quite a bit ("Baby’s Got Snacks", "I Like Big Mutts", "I Like Big Trucks" "Piggy Got Back"—by Kermit the Frog)

I know about the Kermit the frog one, that one is pretty funny.

But I was thinking about more modern about a social media kind I guess.

Oh my god — Jimmy, look at his butt. It’s so small, you’d need a 2x4 just so he dont get sucked in. He looks like one of those Instagram catfish models.

I like small butts and I won’t lie,
DMs blowin’ up — I swipe on the fly.
When a dude rolls up with that tiny frame,
Filtered flex, but he’s in it for the fame.

Scrolled your grid — every post’s a lie,
Angles tight, but where’s the real guy?
Suit rented neat, caption all too slick,
Mirror shots edited, that’s the trick.
Catfishin’ bios, rented rides at night,
Other people’s smiles in every highlight.
I ain’t impressed by that staged act,
Keep the phony flex — I want compact.

I like small butts and I won’t lie,
Post your angle — I’ll wave goodbye.
If your pics shout “professional scam,”
I want midnight walks, not filtered glam.

Met at the bar, lights too bright,
Face close-up — not the same sight.
Checked the tags, traced the scene,
Found the model’s name behind the screen.
No hate, bro — drop the disguise,
Honesty’s the move that grabs my eyes.
Lose the PR team and canned soundtrack,
I’m into chill, not that pumped-up act.

Less pumped-up pose, more late-night talk,
Trade the highlight reels for a real walk.
If you’re legit, show skin and truth —
Small butt, big heart — that’s the proof.

I like small butts and I won’t lie,
Ditch the filters — don’t even try.
If you’re real, slide honest in my chat,
But if you catfish, I’m ghostin’ that.