What happens if Eric Estrada tickles your pickle

My hub’s been watching that lately

Lestermount will give him a new shirt.

I wouldn't eat the cheeseburger after he touched it

Too much CHIPS goes to the hips

What will happen is that your pickle will not expand and stay shrunk, because that man doesn’t have the tools nor the expertise of Lord Lestermount when it comes to tickling the junk of overweight Canadian men.

Stephanie Mulligan, PA-C

Knock the CHIP off his shoulder ;-)