You missed when time and life shook hands and said goodbye. When the earth folded in on itself. And said "Good luck, for your sake I hope heaven and hell are really there, but I wouldn't hold my breath." You wasted life, why wouldn't you waste death?

I have a few

[quote]I was feeling part of the scenery
I walked right out of the machinery[/quote]

[quote]The pump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handles[/quote]

[quote]Take your protein pill and put your helmet on[/quote]

[quote]And everything's spinning, you're beginning to think women
Are swimming in pink linen again in the sink[/quote]

[quote]Excusez pour le mal que j'ai pu faire, il est involontaire[/quote]

[quote]But in town it was well known when they got home at night their fat and psychopathic wives
Would THRASH THEM to within inches of their lives[/quote]

Don't worry... Be happy !

But seriously, it's

DAMN YOU'RE IN WORSE SHAPE THAN THE NATIONAL DEBT IS IN

Come on over come on in pull up a seat take a load off your feet. shania twain

whenever im alone with you, you make me feel like i am fun again

You ugly. You ur daddy's son