Loyd: Excuse me! Little old lady! Do you have change for a dollar?

Little old lady: sorry I don't.

Loyd: Okay can you watch my stuff while I go break a dollar?

Little old lady: Sure.

Loyd: Senior citizens, althouh slow and dangerous behind the wheel, they can still serve a purpose. Don't you go dying on me!

Harry: Where's the booze?

Loyd: I was robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart! I didnt even see it coming!