Mr. Tangerine Man, as written by Mougy Wolf
Poll - Total Votes: 1
wtf did I just read?
not bad
wow Mougy, this is good! Bob Dylan would be impressed.
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Hey, Mr. Tangerine Man, won't you squeeze some juice for me?!
I am thirsty, and I'll take just what I can from you! 😩🎶
Hey, Mr. Tangerine Man, squeeze your juice for me
I'm so thirsty in the morning I might be a maulin' you
Though I know the morning mist has lifted all throughout the land
It's a wonder I can stand
And in my other hand I'd used for weepin'
The handkerchief confuses me, what should a person eat?
Perhaps this chunk of meat
I found it in the street and it's still a twitchin'
Hey, Mr. Margarine Man, you ain't no good on bread
You don't leave me very fed
I'll have it dry as f*ck instead because your nasty
Hey, Mr. Margerine Man, I will not heat you in a pan
Even though I can
That is such a funky smell that would be a waftin'
It might be worth a rip upon your magic mighty bong
My senses have been ripped
All the scales have been tipped
Before my eyes there was once half a quarter
I am ready to lose my mind, I got plenty o' pills for this
Too bad I've gone insane, too twisted in the brain
Let's hear that voodoo spell, as I hop aboard this train
Hey there Mrs. Tar-Tar sauce, my fish is far too dry
It's makes me want to cry "there's too much batter"
Hey, where is the table manner, in the afternoon?
You just fed my pet Raccoon, but it's me that's been a starvin'
Though you could smell those skunky amber droplets a mile away
You should get up and run away
I really wouldn't stay
He'll spray you in the face and you'd be a' stinkin'
And if they smell you here and there they'll always say you stunk
'fore you got sprayed by a skunk 🦨
and so stinky would be your bunk
It takes two years to fade, you'd be so lonely!
Hey Mr. Colgate Man, I got no time to mix
Your toothpaste with a vicks, my cold you cannot fix
A kleenex, blew the snot, it won't hold any of these tricks
I'm so snotty and disabled that I have infected you!
Then take me bouncing through the lungs of marijuana breaths
I'll hold it in my chest
Until I get some rest
I can't be at my best
Till I can't smoke no more, my lungs are hurting
And when it hits me hard enough
my eyes are turned to glass
It's a wonder I can see
Two more and I will be
Sat upon my ass, I would be a fadin'
Hey, Mr. Tangerine Man, won't you squeeze some juice for me?!
I am thirsty, and I'll take just what I can from you! 😩🎶
Hey, Mr. Tangerine Man, squeeze your juice for me
I'm so thirsty in the morning I might be a maulin' you
Though I know the morning mist has lifted all throughout the land
It's a wonder I can stand
And in my other hand I'd used for weepin'
The handkerchief confuses me, what should a person eat?
Perhaps this chunk of meat
I found it in the street and it's still a twitchin'
Hey, Mr. Margarine Man, you ain't no good on bread
You don't leave me very fed
I'll have it dry as f*ck instead because your nasty
Hey, Mr. Margerine Man, I will not heat you in a pan
Even though I can
That is such a funky smell that would be a waftin'
It might be worth a rip upon your magic mighty bong
My senses have been ripped
All the scales have been tipped
Before my eyes there was once half a quarter
I am ready to lose my mind, I got plenty o' pills for this
Too bad I've gone insane, too twisted in the brain
Let's hear that voodoo spell, as I hop aboard this train
Hey there Mrs. Tar-Tar sauce, my fish is far too dry
It's makes me want to cry "there's too much batter"
Hey, where is the table manner, in the afternoon?
You just fed my pet Raccoon, but it's me that's been a starvin'
Though you could smell those skunky amber droplets a mile away
You should get up and run away
I really wouldn't stay
He'll spray you in the face and you'd be a' stinkin'
And if they smell you here and there they'll always say you stunk
'fore you got sprayed by a skunk 🦨
and so stinky would be your bunk
It takes two years to fade, you'd be so lonely!
Hey Mr. Colgate Man, I got no time to mix
Your toothpaste with a vicks, my cold you cannot fix
A kleenex, blew the snot, it won't hold any of these tricks
I'm so snotty and disabled that I have infected you!
Then take me bouncing through the lungs of marijuana breaths
I'll hold it in my chest
Until I get some rest
I can't be at my best
Till I can't smoke no more, my lungs are hurting
And when it hits me hard enough
my eyes are turned to glass
It's a wonder I can see
Two more and I will be
Sat upon my ass, I would be a fadin'
