Where in the hell is major tom? Is he ever coming back?

AnnTeresaMcNeil · 2022-06-11T00:43:16-04:00

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Punches · 46-50, F

Even if he did make it back, he would be dead of old age by now.

What really happened though is he faked his own death so his wife could collect his life insurance.
So they are living privately and quietly somewhere.

SW-User

@Punches Oh, life and the totality of it has taken on too much for you, and you rather base everything on reality? 🧚

Punches · 46-50, F

@SW-User ummm yea I think so.

SW-User

@Punches Damn... limiting your imagination, that's no fun.

Punches · 46-50, F

@SW-User Since the guy is a major, shouldn't they be calling him by his last name Like Major Holden or Major Arias or Major Wedgie or whatever though?

SW-User

@Punches Let's just say, Mr Bowie? If you need a wedgie, have one :)