He mistakenly thought that they would prevent the ancient aliens from performing their nocturnal anal probing experiments. Quite mistaken in fact.

Takes a certain person to pull that look off

Mmmmm! Yes indeed! 😻

They were very well worn. I read that sometimes he would wear them for weeks at time and people would say that they smelled vile.

He just knew how to work it. Anyone who wants to hear the scream of the butterfly knows that.