Paul Simon Said that there are 50 ways to leave your lover.

But the song only lists about 8. What are the others?

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Run away quick Nick
Don’t lose your chill Jill
Get your motorbike Mike
Walk down the stair Claire
Grab a jet Brett
Keep your voice low Joe
And you’ll get away Ray.