Paul Simon Said that there are 50 ways to leave your lover.

But the song only lists about 8. What are the others?

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Mamapolo2016 · F

Just start to sneeze, Louise
Fake your suicide, Clyde
Write her out of your will, Bill
Quit your job, Slob
Vote the wrong way, Clay
Say she looks fat, Nat

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@Mamapolo2016 4,5,6,7,8,9

syfy86 · 46-50, M

These are great @Mamapolo2016 ! I especially like "Vote the wrong way, Clay," "Say she looks fat, Nat" and "Fake your suicide, Clyde" 😄

(Dang some of the others are kind of dark! :D I'm guessing they haven't heard the song )