Nobody28 · M
Just don't show me any guys I'm straight
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@Nobody28 https://vocaroo.com/i/s0vaUJaMsP3x
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CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@RamessesII Just a little ditty. https://vocaroo.com/i/s1nQr3lydCnk
UndeadPrivateer · 31-35, M
⛰️
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@UndeadPrivateer I kinda wanna learn all of this lol https://vocaroo.com/i/s01IicPkQ0hq
UndeadPrivateer · 31-35, M
@CountScrofula Solid. 👌

SW-User
ok. i will prepare warm milk in the meantime.
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@SW-User lol, lost my place in the middle. Forgiveness. https://vocaroo.com/i/s0HWq5ctkdEt

SW-User
@CountScrofula you are an angel
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@SW-User yay! My band plays that one a lot. I'm normally just singing backups.
GLITTER · 36-40, F
MEEEEEEEEEEE 💫
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@GLITTER Please tell Gangstress this is in honour of the both of you.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0w5j5ExHodr
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0w5j5ExHodr
GLITTER · 36-40, F
@CountScrofula OMFG love it !!! “My fucks are so fucked up they refuse to go away” 😂😂 I love love love love it !! I need to have a ukulele jam with you !!!! What a sterling effort! I’ll send it to the missus now, she’ll FUCKING love it 💜💜
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@GLITTER Yay! And we absolutely must!
HannahSky · F
Hey Count!
Gusman · 61-69, M
@CountScrofula My favourite song of all time👍️
I wanna see you paint it, Paint it, Paint it Black.
I wanna see the sun, blotted out from the sky
I wanna see you paint it, Paint it, Paint it Black.
I wanna see the sun, blotted out from the sky
wackidywack · 26-30
@CountScrofula 😭❤️
HannahSky · F
@CountScrofula Awsome Paint it Black 🖤 thank you 🤗

SW-User
Oooh. Pls?
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@SW-User OH GOD LAST ONE *collapses*
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0HLOK9yZGwO
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0HLOK9yZGwO

SW-User
@CountScrofula Lol, this is great. It's even better because Dolly is my queen.
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@SW-User I knew you had good taste in queens.
SwampFlower · 31-35, F
Do I count?
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@SwampFlower YOU BET YOU DO
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@SwampFlower I apparently had no idea how to end this. Or start it.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1a6OUlZW9S9
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1a6OUlZW9S9
SwampFlower · 31-35, F
@CountScrofula 😂 your laugh at the end made my year. this is grand.
Asm0deus · F
Oooh something cute and soothing please 😊
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@Asm0deus https://vocaroo.com/i/s1esmFVOCxqt
Asm0deus · F
Oh my gosh was that you? Also I loved it! 🤗☺️@CountScrofula
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@Asm0deus Yay! Thanks!
NewBeginnings7790 · 41-45, F
Okay, I’ll play!!
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@NewBeginnings7790 https://vocaroo.com/i/s0n4WxhMu4W1
Starcrossed · 41-45, F
Yaaas
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@Starcrossed So shockingly I'd never played this song before but I like it and thought of it lol
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1gM9Y1759HE
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1gM9Y1759HE
Starcrossed · 41-45, F
@CountScrofula woah! So much energy for this late. 🤣 lmao dude you're so awesome. Thanks as always. These crack me up so much. You're good people man.
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@Starcrossed Haha, thanks.

SW-User
Sure.
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@SW-User Man, weirdly this song doesn't work on ukulele as much as it should lol
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1JfI7gcl3bl
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1JfI7gcl3bl

SW-User
@CountScrofula still pretty good. 😌
wackidywack · 26-30
😄
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
wackidywack · 26-30
@CountScrofula OH MY GOD
Gusman · 61-69, M
@CountScrofula A Capella as well.👍️🎶

SW-User
titty?
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@SW-User Full-on tiddy suit.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1esmFVOCxqt
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1esmFVOCxqt

SW-User
@CountScrofula 😍 Manson!!! is dat you? Tis so freakin cute 🤭
HijabaDabbaDoo · F
Hit me, Beyonce
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@HijabaDabbaDoo This is mostly me just fucking this up and laughing. IOU one complete song.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1Muzg4DlqdS
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1Muzg4DlqdS
HijabaDabbaDoo · F
@CountScrofula "remember those walls I built" *evil trump laugh*
Nah, I enjoyed this. 😆 This really brought back some memories because of the choice of song. Encore!
Nah, I enjoyed this. 😆 This really brought back some memories because of the choice of song. Encore!
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@HijabaDabbaDoo lol, thanks!
Gusman · 61-69, M
Can you play me the Beverly Hillbillies ditty please
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@Gusman https://vocaroo.com/i/s12qqvScg5TY
Gusman · 61-69, M
@CountScrofula Excellently well done. I have book marked it for time immemorial.
10/10👍️😁
10/10👍️😁
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@Gusman Aw thanks!
bijouxbroussard · F
Bonsoir, M. ComteScrofula...😊
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@bijouxbroussard Bonsoir Mme. Broussard!
I'd do a better job of this but I've been playing for an hour and forgot I always let my wife's brother sing the key change at the end lol
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1z5afNtc00i
I'd do a better job of this but I've been playing for an hour and forgot I always let my wife's brother sing the key change at the end lol
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1z5afNtc00i
bijouxbroussard · F
@CountScrofula I finally got to listen (on my laptop) ! That had me cracking up..."if Mommy is a Commie then you have to turn her in..." 🤣🤣🤣
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@bijouxbroussard Hahaha, thanks for remembering! I may point at my mother when singing that part. Next time I'll post an mp3 that's easier to access!