Would you come listen to me play Ukulele?

That one has very few chords, all easy, but the strum is a bit complicated.

If you can’t pick it up right away I’d suggest a simple C-Am-F-G song. Last Kiss or Hold Me Now or thousands of others.

Check out Jake Shimabaukuro on YouTube to see someone play a uke.

I hope you don't look like Tiny Tim or Warren Buffett.

I'd throw you a few pennies if i saw you in the street. ʕ ᵔᴥᵔʔ