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cheesyAF · 31-35, M
I'd rather hear stories about when you touched yourself.
SW-User
@cheesyAF I never touched myself before.
cheesyAF · 31-35, M
@SW-User Lying is a sin, you know. An even bigger sin than touching yourself.
SW-User
@cheesyAF I'm hoping to go to hell for a threesome with Osama and Satan.
cheesyAF · 31-35, M
@SW-User Osama is in heaven having fun with his 72 virgins. He's got no time for you.
SW-User
@cheesyAF :(