An old man calls his son and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting a divorce. Forty-five years of misery is more than enough for anyone." Long "Wait, Dad, what are you talking about?" the son yells, completely shocked. "We just can't stand each other anymore," the old man says, his voice firm. "I'm tired of looking at her, and...This is a truncated preview of the original post. Press here to view the full post. Post Comment Receive notifications Add a comment...