Stupid criminals

The lowest high there is

For a trio of drug thieves, it was their lucky day. These dumb criminals broke into a home in Silver Springs, Florida, and discovered three jars of cocaine. They took it home and snorted the contents. That’s when they discovered that the jars were in fact urns, and that they were snorting the cremains of the victim’s husband and two dogs.

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reflectingmonkey · 51-55, M

urns are pretty big, you brake into a home and find big jars of cocaine I would suggest you run for your life. people that have giant jars of cocaine usually also have guns.

Piper · 61-69, F

I think that happened about a decade ago. I do hope it hurt the thieves more than just their noses and disappointment, somehow. At least as much as I'm guessing it hurt the one who had their loved ones ashes desecrated that way.

Mamapolo2016 · F

@Piper You're right. 1999.

Piper · 61-69, F

@Mamapolo2016 There are many different accounts of this. I'm always curious about stuff that happens in Florida, since I must claim it as my 'home state'.

theAlchemist · 56-60, M

There was a burglar that broke into a house and found what he thought was cocaine. He snorted it up. Turned out it was dried semen and now that burglar has herpes, syphilis and a prison sentence.

Kae20 · 56-60, FVIP

I guess they got ghosted.. sorry bad joke 😜

basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M

Well...I mean, it's Florida, so it's expected

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