Real Estate Bonanza
Smotrich says Israel in discussion with U.S. over dividing Gaza
"The Gaza Strip is becoming a real estate bonanza," and the plan is "on President Trump's desk," Finance Minister Bezalel Smotrich said at the "Real Estate Center" conference. According to Smotrich, negotiations have begun with the U.S. regarding a business plan for Gaza.
"We paid a lot of money for the war, so we need to decide how to divide the percentages of the land in Gaza. The demolition phase is always the first phase of urban renewal. We did that, now we need to start building."
PS: This story is NOT from the Onion.
"The Gaza Strip is becoming a real estate bonanza," and the plan is "on President Trump's desk," Finance Minister Bezalel Smotrich said at the "Real Estate Center" conference. According to Smotrich, negotiations have begun with the U.S. regarding a business plan for Gaza.
"We paid a lot of money for the war, so we need to decide how to divide the percentages of the land in Gaza. The demolition phase is always the first phase of urban renewal. We did that, now we need to start building."
PS: This story is NOT from the Onion.