If Viagra fails to maintain hardness, is there any hope?

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swirlie · 31-35, F

A wooden popsicle stick and two elastic bands work well, but a condom is not required in this application.

Oldanglaisadverbs · 46-50

@swirlie Were you being serious as an adult?

swirlie · 31-35, F

@Oldanglaisadverbs
Yes! Absolutely serious! If Viagra doesn't work, try my Patented 'splint' method for enjoying hours of sexual intercourse at virtually no cost to the consumer!

Oldanglaisadverbs · 46-50

@swirlie Is a popsicle American?

swirlie · 31-35, F

@Oldanglaisadverbs
No, the popsicle was invented by a Canadian in the middle of summer.

Oldanglaisadverbs · 46-50

@swirlie Have you tried it?

swirlie · 31-35, F

@Oldanglaisadverbs
Yes! Of course! That's why I can speak with authority on the subject! Can't beat the solid security of a good old fashioned Canadian popsicle stick for a good time!

Oldanglaisadverbs · 46-50

@swirlie ordered the old popsicles to see if they are a life-changer🤪😅

swirlie · 31-35, F

@Oldanglaisadverbs
Don't forget the elastic bands to go with them, otherwise it doesn't quite work out!

Oldanglaisadverbs · 46-50

@swirlie Elastic bands, a bottle of Chivas Regal, and a December 1972 copy of Penthouse featuring Raquel Welch...means business