Also, I don't know who else needs to hear this but the erectile tissue in your septum isn't an invitation to put a dick in your nostrils.

Stahp it.

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AntisocialTroll · 56-60, F

When I was a teenager I lived in a care homes for awhile, one of the more revolting specimens of boyhood would sneak up behind you while you were watching TV and stick his cock in your ear!

When I think about it, I've had quite a strange life really.

Miram · 31-35, F

@AntisocialTroll

I sometimes get intrusive memories like this. I know what it is like to have too much on your shoulders. I am sorry you lived through these dark experiences.

Thank you for being here. The many times you have been a reliable friend and offered guidance and love. None of it goes unnoticed.

AntisocialTroll · 56-60, F

@Miram I really appreciate you saying that. Thank you.

Miram · 31-35, F

@AntisocialTroll 🤗

pillowprincess · F

SW-User

🤦🏻‍♂️

SW-User

@SW-User there are many reasons why I couldn’t be a doctor…

This has to be in the top 10..
Stupid human tricks

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