I've been taking Viagra in the mornings, and now...

I'm at work, sitting at my desk. If I want to get up and walk around I have to hold a file or clipboard in front of me.

I started taking Sildenafil (aka Viagra) because I read an article from the National Institute of Health that recent studies have shown it reduces the markers for the development of Alzheimer's disease by 69%. Viagra also works as a magic boner pill.