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Remarks on Male Morning Erections

1. If you experience unmotivated erections in the morning, you are in good company. Almost all men do. It's natural and it's healthy.
2. Men have always had morning erections. In Ancient Rome, it was called "penis erectus sine causa", meaning "penis erect without a cause".
3. Morning erections are not embarrassing; they are beautiful.
4. Most women will not become sexually aroused because they feel your morning erection.
5. A man's morning erection gives me (and probably many other women) feelings of comfort, warmth, and relaxation. It will make me feel safe and secure in a man's arms.
6. A man's morning erections are often times much harder than his arousal erections; that's normal, and nothing to worry about.
7. Watching a man's morning erections, as a woman, is a natural thing and we are used to it.
8. Sometimes a morning erection will make it impossible for you to pee. If you are in love with a woman, and you trust her, ask her to lend a helping hand.
9. Be proud of your morning erections. They indicate you are a healthy man.
(... to be continued...)

[Remarks:
(a) This was written mainly to generate views. I'm close to 500,000 SW coins, and I want to go beyond that soon.

(b) Oh, a downvote! I assume even involuntary morning erections do not work for you, dear downvoter? Never mind, we all have our flaws... 😏]
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TexChik · F
Morning wood is not wasted at my house! 😉
helenS · 36-40, F
@TexChik They aren't here either, usually! 😏
Elessar · 26-30, M

Every morning, a battle
helenS · 36-40, F
@zorroo At 6am, immediately after waking up next to a guy with a morning erection?? You are quite a demanding guy! 😏
Elessar · 26-30, M
@helenS Eh, I'm not in the best place, mentally/emotionally especially, in regards to that. A relationship wouldn't work in my current state, and random hookups aren't really my thing.
Nanori · F
@Elessar I'll make u the happiest man alive if you wake up with an erection and cook for me everyday
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit
Nanori · F
@helenS ik, however she missed the point entirely
helenS · 36-40, F
@Nanori Maybe I should confine myself to posting about real functions that are continuous everywhere but differentiable nowhere. 😏
Nanori · F
@helenS with pictures please 😏
Ironicman · 56-60, M
Lol, love this post. I remember my wife once commenting one morning, some years ago, having caught sight of the tent pole in my boxers; 'would you like to slip into something more comfortable Sir?'.
helenS · 36-40, F
@Ironicman What a great, beautiful response! She must have seen, touched and felt your erections almost every morning, for many years, and it's very nice of her to comment on it in such a pleasant way.
likesnatural · 70-79, M
The downside is waiting for it to relax so you can go to the bathroom.
helenS · 36-40, F
@likesnatural You may need a helpful female hand perhaps? Before using the bathroom? 😏
likesnatural · 70-79, M
@helenS 🤗🙋
JesseInTX · 51-55, M
Every single day for me. If I wake up in the middle of the night I have one, go back to sleep and wake up with another one.
helenS · 36-40, F
@JesseInTX Your body works as expected. I hope you can go back to sleep with a nightly erection.

How do you know you wake up with another one, and not the same one?
JesseInTX · 51-55, M
@helenS because by the time I fall back asleep it’s gone. And back when I wake up again. Don’t know when it shows back up, but there it is.
helenS · 36-40, F
@JesseInTX Understood ✅
Elessar · 26-30, M
It's like when you turn the key in the car and all the lights turn on, self test or something like that. "Today we can still function even without Pfizer".
NotJamieM · 46-50, M
Pretty much every morning. And yeah, MUCH harder than usual, lol
jackson55 · M
@helenS Sometimes they happen for no particular reason.
helenS · 36-40, F
@jackson55 Yes, that's the funny thing about them. And you guys should not be embarrassed about it. Really, I think it just indicates that you are healthy.
ninalanyon · 61-69, T
@helenS Why would anyone be embarrassed about?
likesnatural · 70-79, M
#6 is my favorite!
likesnatural · 70-79, M
@helenS Mine usually comes from laying on my stomach. Probably due to pressure and subconscious thoughts. 😋🤷‍♀️
helenS · 36-40, F
@likesnatural I guess if you were on your back, your blanket would tent up appreciably! 😏
TheotherAndy · 41-45, M
Addressing that is my morning shower routine LOL @helenS
ArishMell · 70-79, M
Very reassuring to know, Helen!

(I'm a bit past that sort of thing now but it still happens occasionally.)
jackson55 · M
They give old men in rest homes Viagra to keep them from rolling out of bed. 😉
Pfuzylogic · M
I think it helps to be rested and relaxed.
Then the body awakens 💯!
JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
I'm always glad when it's up before I am
HoraceGreenley · 61-69, M
Just don't roll over!
helenS · 36-40, F
@HoraceGreenley Is rolling over with a morning erection a painful experience?
HoraceGreenley · 61-69, M
@helenS It can be. Think of a kick stand
SarahB · 36-40, F
Can be a great way to wake up
helenS · 36-40, F
@SarahB Yes it's so pleasant to feel it in the morning. It's like "This guy is alive and healthy."
Morning wood everyday for me
helenS · 36-40, F
@Jimthere4fun I sure hope so! It means you are a healthy man. Not featuring a morning erection every day might give rise to some concern...
DownTheStreet · 56-60, M
I’ll remember this next time
zorroo · 61-69, M
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helenS · 36-40, F
@zorroo ... and also at 6am I hope! 😏
zorroo · 61-69, M
@helenS even earlier.
helenS · 36-40, F
@zorroo 5am isn't unheard of.
Savagesix · 41-45, M
I wake up like that everyday and they last forever. Hate when I have waste any erection lol
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@Savagesix

I've been told there's an easy way to relieve them in a few minutes. 🤫
Savagesix · 41-45, M
@helenS not always. My job requires me to travel 11 months a year so whenever I'm back in Denver do I have it like that. It takes a little more effort when I'm never in one city for more than a week or two and then off to the next town and next hotel. Lol
Savagesix · 41-45, M
@Thinkerbell is that right??? Jk
SW-User
I guess I was an early "draw" and woke up with one before it was time to wake up?
helenS · 36-40, F
@SW-User You will have several spontaneous erection during each night anyway. It's just how the male body works, and it's beautiful.
SW-User
@helenS Maybe. I don't get to know now. Though the early morning sex was beautiful at one time.
Pretzel · 61-69, M
well done! (on your 500k coins)
helenS · 36-40, F
@Pretzel Maybe too many men are embarrassed about their own physical state, in the morning? I wanted my post to be reassuring, and encouraging! 😐
Pretzel · 61-69, M
@helenS they don't realize that in time that will only become a memory

and will recall it wistfully :)
helenS · 36-40, F
@Pretzel For most men, lack of morning erections is a very far future thing.
ArishMell · 70-79, M
Even I had them at one time. Brings back happy memories....
helenS · 36-40, F
@ArishMell Come on don't tell us you wake up without an erection!
Pants on fire!
Subsumedpat · 36-40, M
Yep I get those
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Subsumedpat · 36-40, M
@helenS now that is a lot better than wetting the bed.
TheotherAndy · 41-45, M
The struggle is real @helenS
SW-User
Stop thinking about morning wood and get back to work 🤭
helenS · 36-40, F
@SW-User Feeling a man's involuntary morning erection ("penis erectus sine causa") on my leg is a beautiful way to start my day!
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olderuncle944 · 70-79, M
i have the a lot something i have to handle myself but enjoyable
TheotherAndy · 41-45, M
I love this post. So true. I look after mine in the shower most mornings
Woodman · 36-40, M
This rarely happens to me.
Tastyfrzz · 61-69, M
Those days are gone.
helenS · 36-40, F
@Tastyfrzz Haha, this I do not believe! 😏
redredred · M
I refer to mine as “Morning Glory”
BackyardShaman · 61-69, M
I love this!
helenS · 36-40, F
@BackyardShaman Thank you – I hope you find it reassuring.
Jakefromnj · 41-45, M
I have one every single morning lol
helenS · 36-40, F
@olderuncle944 Haha did you like my remarks? 😏
olderuncle944 · 70-79, M
@helenS of course i did
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knight8in8 · 46-50, M
@helenS I laughed when I saw the Superman position, who do that, lol 😆.

You should sat down on the toilet seat to get a better view 😉
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helenS · 36-40, F
@Slickmel A beautiful sign of a good and understanding woman! 🌷
OnePatheticClown · 51-55, M
Lol my ex used to think I was horny early in the morning and usually got annoyed...
dumasme · 51-55, M
nothing like having that morning wood stroked by a woman....mmmmmm
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SW-User
That’s where the great outdoors comes in handy 😁. @helenS
I hate like hell to just piss them off!

 
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