I remember similar conversations with my cat…

I used to tell my little kitty I was her real mommy and she would give me the most skeptical look. Lol. I miss her so much.

I have never called Luke fat. I usually tell him to chill

True. With Chloe it’s the side eye. You’re eating. Why am I not eating?

I fed you an hour ago.

An hour ago is not now.

I wonder how that works with people? 🤣