Wanna hear me scream? (I hate my voice, but this is funny)

Back in 1972, I was in New Orleans at a party, taking a leak, and on a towel I thought I saw a cockroach that was about three inches long and huge. I was sure I'd had too much to drink and smoke and I was hallucinating and had lost my mind. When I was done I went back to the party and told my friend. The guy who had the apartment heard me and said, " Yeah, they're real. And they fly."

Ew that made me flinch. Your reaction makes mine feel dramatic

But that view tho? Gorgeous

Wow!!! After that encounter you're lucky to still be around to talk about.

Yuck!

😂 What did you say before he kamikaze'd you?

It’s just a beetle 😅

Fast lil buggers ain't they😀 post of the day!!!🏆

I always wondered what it would be like to hear you scream. 😏😜

U poor thing

Hah!!! That's nothing wait til you find some of these guys in your pubic hair:

Hahahaha

Put a saddle on that critter and get the hell out of there