If you don't find farts funny you are choosing to live in a world with less joy and the same farts

@BittersweetPotato Potatoes that have been stored in a sack for a long time do tend to give off a bad odor after a while....

@DrWatson IT IS YOUR FAULT. NEVER STORE POTATOES IN A SACK. FREE ALL THE POTATOES

@BittersweetPotato I will take this advice under consideration.....

@DrWatson AS YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE LONNG TIME AGO 🥔😡

@BittersweetPotato Ok, I have considered it.

After much reflection, I have decided: nah, keep them in the pantry in a bag! Within easy reach when I'm cooking.

@DrWatson YOU DECLARE WAR ON THE POTATOES THEN YOU ARE ON POTATO BLACK LIST AND YOU WILL REGRET IT 🥔😡